This is the epitome of off-topic, but here's my Kavat in celebration of tennobum season.

(Don't bully him)

Why can't I edit any of my comments? I get how it can prevent a lot of things and prove quite beneficial on numerous occassions, but I don't like how I can't even fix my grammar or spelling.

Kid, when you get to my level of achievement, you basically become a god. Picture walking into a relay and all the bitches drop their panties. Or landing on cetus and all the osterons throw their women at you. If you think that sort of status comes with "just playing the game" or "getting to that next mastery rank", you're wrong. Dead fucking wrong. See, my skills can't be quantified with numbers and stats. It comes from literal godhood. Sure, I started out like the noob, spoon-fed, "bang your head against the wall" bitch that you appear to be. But then I realized what I was doing wrong. You haven't gotten anywhere near my level yet, so even if I explained it with pictures, your tiny brain wouldn't comprehend it. Essentially, warframe makes you think outside the box and you're so deep inside that box, you think mods will actually help you win. Plat doesn't help you win, weapons don't help you win and no, not even primed items will help you win. Can you picture starting up a level and having the enemy just throw their drops at you and turn around and let you ass fuck them with their own weapons? Of course not, cause you're still in that box. Do all of us a favor and put your penis up to your console or pc or whatever it is you use to do whatever it is you THINK you're doing right and piss in it. Cause that's what you're doing in warframe. On a side note, you're not worthy to read what I have to say on this matter. So poke your eyes out after reading this. I'm done, I have to get back to warframe.

Jade's Shadow was below mid for sure, and felt like the worst example of DE's problems.

But heck, the team cooked super hard with 1999. If Reb played a big role in making this a thing, she has got to be the best thing that's ever happened for Warframe. The stroy arch was solid, and felt like it had versimilitude for the first time since The Sacrifice.

Warframe devs seem to love trying out new stuff, and not stagnating on the working formula. This, understandably, created problems where the game is left with ostentatious contents that is exciting on paper but quite bland or even bad in execution. 1999 doesn't seem to have such problems the way I see it. It's great.

Man, I just love this game.

I just realised that they gave us an update with warframes giving birth and then they revealed that there's a system in 1999 that allows you to romance warframes, I don't like where this is headed.

Hello wiki, my old friend

I've come to search your pages once again

Because a question in warframe, puzzling

Left its seeds while I was, farming

And the question, that was planted in my brain... still remains

Within the pages of this wiki

In restless Plains I flew alone

Narrow streets of Cetus' tents

'Neath the halo of a broken Lua

I turned my syandana to the cold and damp

When my nueroptics were stabbed by the flash of a Teralyst's light

That split the night

And touched the pages, of the wiki

Ten thousand Grineer maybe more

MOA's were talking without speaking

Banshee quaking without hearing

Octavia writing songs, that Tenno never shared

No one dared

Disturb the pages, of the wiki

"Tenno Skoom," said I, "You do not know

Infestation from Nidus grows"

Read this wiki that it might teach you

Wiki knows that this might reach you"

But my words, like silent gunshots fell

And echoed, in the caves, of Eidolon

And the Grineer bowed and prayed

To the Worm Queen they made

And the Braids flashed out its warning

In the Kuva that it was forming

And the Queen said, "The Wiki will give you the answers that you seek!"

If only they would use it, my little sweet.

Been a while since I thonk'd deep.

Think about it. Xaku Prime is three or four Prime™ Warframes duct taped and superglued together. It worked.

People looked at it and must have went "If it works, it works.". That, or Ball-Ass threw together a bunch of scrapped projects together hoping it would work a week before the quarterly new-meat-doll presentation because he had a hangover so bad it lasted for months and deprived him of actual ideas.

Then these patchwork of a thang got reversed engineered into a normie Xaku without an attempt to trace the history of this fucko cuz it's cheaper that way. Again, if it works it works.

This is some truly utilitarian commu-socialist behaviour right here.

Sorry I left to play Minecraft for a few years missed a bit of updates but lookie I got my floofs.

Nothing but a tenno looking for friends to run relics with .

Wanna help tenno?

Just a random chat

I didn't capture any pictures but had encountered a few funny things on Duviri

1. I went to fight a group of 5 Dax for a decree, but then 5 MORE Dax spawned at the same spot and I have to fight 10 of them. Thank goodness I've gained sufficient decrees so that wasn't a huge problem lol

2. Found a Dax that straight up going to attack a Tamm I saved minutes ago-

So... What are your memorable funny moments that you encountered in Warframe or Duviri?

Been waiting for this moment

Been waiting for this moment

Been waiting for this moment

I know your fate

I know your fate

I know your fate

There's no way to run

There's no way to run

There's no way to run

The dream became a reality

The dream became a reality

The dream became a reality

Shit, man. The music is hype as hell, but the chanting makes me cringe a bit.

Joke/?: Im gaining pupolarity in the wiki😯

Gues this animal name 🦦

Das meme

Das epic

Das auto

I mean bear

I guys/girls i got ine question?

Is rhino good warframe?

You have been sniffed

Since Update 25, Jovian Concord when Wisp and Ropalolyst were first introduced, I never realized that the Ropalolyst would appear on a Jupiter mission. It started from the corner of the big empty space, shot its beams a few times and then flapped its merry way around the corner.

Here are a few screenshots I captured during an Invasion on Jupiter, Amalthea node.

Anybody else might have experienced this sighting?

Kinda just spawned into a RJ mission like

this

Don't even need to bother putting up a spoiler tag. If you haven't played the new """""quest"""""" (mid, tbh. didn't explain shit.) you won't get it.

So what, a person gets turned into a meat puppet, and whatever was inside also becomes a meat puppet but still sentient? Is baby with a knife canon now?

can't believe I'm stuck on "pick a display name"

any suggestions

Remember when Tennos were upset about their Rivens being stolen after their sweaty Sortie ordeals?

Welp... the Lich struck again. Not feeling sore about this... and the Lich has it coming.

Just thought this trivia might be... informative.